baddiefish: Haiku 5/1/08

Baddiefish:

/bad-die/fish/

noun

A villainous fish. Not, as is often assumed, a rotten or poisonous fish. A baddie fish is a naughty or unethical fish; the kind of fish that will steal your fish girlfriend; the kind of fish who will hide in coral and jump out to scare you so badly that you poop your caviar.

Example:

Perhaps you have noticed,

In the midst of some

Bacchanalian omakase,

A certain kinship to--

A thin slice of Konpachi,

A lip-thick hunk of Toro;

Perhaps the hedonist in you,

has cheered loudly!

At a certain bite of Snapper.

Remember in these moments--

The Baddie Fish!

The scourge of the sea!

He who has fallen to please you.

--Ludovic Brillat-Chevre, from Strange Tummfellows

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Haiku 5/1/08

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